By Heather Reiss-James
Coronavirus emails from businesses have been landing in our inbox..* boring repetitive, email messages.. so thought we’d create our own.
From them:
A MESSAGE TO OUR CLIENTS AND GUEST
Here at……, we are committed to providing the safest and most comfortable environment for our staff, clients and guests at all times. During this time of caution with the novel coronavirus (COVID-19), ….blah blah blah..
From us:
A MESSAGE TO OUR CLIENTS AND COMMUNITY AND AWAKENED BEINGS OR ONES WHO THINK THEY ARE AWAKE.
Here at ‘It is Cosmic’ we are committed to bringing you cutting edge information, tools and expertise in creating your most desirable life!
During this time of agenda driven fear, panic and stupidity we would like to personally assure you that your insanity can be curbed by going and giving your neighbour a hug or even the checkout person at your local supermarket, who must be so sick of being asked when the toilet paper will be arriving.
If you feel unwell at all, avoid ringing, your now over worked, and always over paid GP, and instead connect with your sorely forgotten immune system and tell it how much you love it and how much you trust that it will do the job it is designed for.
We then suggest you skip outside(immune system loves exercise) roll in the dirt (immune system loves this and misses it) and scream for joy(immune system loves endorphins of laughter and joy). After all if you‘ve made it this far on the most challenging bloody planet in the universe then you can do another few hundred lifetimes (optional), easy as!
With all due respect
Us at itiscosmic.com
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